fic post - Drabble: Danny Butterman's Terrible Ideas

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TITLE: Drabble: Danny Butterman's Terrible Ideas
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer; prompt by crantz, who is keen on hedgehogs
WORD COUNT: 100. 'Cause, drabble
RATING: PG for don't try this at home
SUMMARY: Does what it says on the tin
WARNINGS: American spelling
NOTES: Not intellectually taxing in any way
DISCLAIMER: Obviously not mine.
ARCHIVE: Please ask first.

• Constructing quarter-scale trebuchet in Callahan Park.



• Volunteering to be first projectile launched from quarter-scale trebuchet constructed in Callahan Park.



• Building elaborate Habitrail in station for hedgehog.



• Joining components of elaborate Habitrail with superglue.



• Attempting to rescue hedgehog from Habitrail with leaf blower.



• Constructing homemade ghillie suit, with freeze-dried rabbit mounted on hat. Wearing homemade ghillie suit with freeze-dried rabbit mounted on hat while lying in wait for poachers. Repeatedly.



• Deputizing swan.



• Deputizing hedgehog.



• Inventing the lager colada.



• Attempting to construct record-breaking Guy Fawkes stuffed with fireworks and petrol.



• Opening portal to Hell in Station basement.

Comments

[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned how awesome you are? Because I feel like it's just getting repetitive at this point.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

When are you telling your mother about our wedding? I'M TIRED OF HIDING!

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

WHAT! I thought we were getting married. YOU lied. You two-timer!

[alpha-orionis-v.livejournal.com]

haha Danny does have a way of getting into trouble, doesn't he?

Are there further plans for the portal to Hell in the Station basement? It's certainly got my curiosity.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Nuthin'. Adopt it if you want.

[alpha-orionis-v.livejournal.com]

lol I would, but I've already got about ten other projects I'm working on.

I'm sure someone else will manage to come up with something, though. In this fandom, it seems that anything's possible.

[averysmallthing.livejournal.com]

Funnier than shooting a hamster through a habitrail with a leaf blower!

Opening portal to Hell in Station basement.

Won't that mean Nicholas has to kill him and push him into the portal to close it? Or am I confusing my fandoms?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Won't that mean Nicholas has to kill him and push him into the portal to close it?

Nah. A random Andy will do.

D:

[alpha-orionis-v.livejournal.com]

Not Andy!

Re: D:

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

What about Andy, then?

Re: D:

[alpha-orionis-v.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess if you have to, you can toss Wainwright. I'll still cry, though. :'(

[averysmallthing.livejournal.com]

We did sort of have a surplus, didn't we?

[twigcollins.livejournal.com]

Inventing the lager colada.

Oh that is so, so, so wrong.

3-disc tomorrow! Squee!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

AHHHHHHHH! COME ON AMAZON! DON'T LET ME DOWN, AMAZON!

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

Hilarious! You know, I'm gettion' old and feeble, Ann. I can no longer drink soda and laugh at the same time without spillage or spray-age.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I'm kind of impressed that you ever could.

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

*g* I learned out of sheer self-defense so that I wouldn't spew Diet Pepsi in public places every time I was with my best friend. She was a *master* at making people laugh just as they took a bite.

But once she moved to Chicago, I got out of practice.

[pandonkey.livejournal.com]

So now I'm envisioning a scenario where Danny, dressed in his rabbit-hatted ghillie suit (had to look that up; I am now edified!) takes his hedgehog-Habitrail-gun, quarter-scale trebuchet (ready to launch a fireworks-and-petrol-stuffed Guy Fawkes), and backup in the form of Deputy Elvis, and marches into Hell to rescue Nicholas, who has perhaps seen the portal as an opportunity for the ultimate bust. I expect many lager coladas were behind this adventure.

In short: you have once again made my evening.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I will give you a -- no, two -- gazillion dollars to draw that.

Is a check okay?

[pandonkey.livejournal.com]

Tsk, your opening bid was too high. I would do it for only half a gazillion dollars. I really am sorely tempted to try, even though I know it will only hurt me in the end; my mental image of it is vastly beyond my skill level. But oooh, it'd be fun to try.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Screw that -- you ripped O-Dan right out of my brain and put him on paper. Doooooo iiiiiiiiit.

[silver-rabbit.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, did you say terrible ideas, or AWESOME!?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Tuhhhhhrawwisome...?

[joandarck.livejournal.com]

ILU, and also, do you actually have his brain? Do you keep it in a jar, or use it yourself?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

You can't take it out for more than a couple of minutes, or he falls over.

Unless he's watching television, of course.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Attempting to rescue hedgehog from Habitrail with leaf blower.

That visual image alone is slays me.

Not that the whole things isn't awesome, mind.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Oddly, I was reminded of you when I wrote that line...

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

I'm quite sure what that means...