fic post - Drabble: Danny Butterman's Terrible Ideas

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TITLE: Drabble: Danny Butterman's Terrible Ideas
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer; prompt by crantz, who is keen on hedgehogs
WORD COUNT: 100. 'Cause, drabble
RATING: PG for don't try this at home
SUMMARY: Does what it says on the tin
WARNINGS: American spelling
NOTES: Not intellectually taxing in any way
DISCLAIMER: Obviously not mine.
ARCHIVE: Please ask first.

• Constructing quarter-scale trebuchet in Callahan Park.



• Volunteering to be first projectile launched from quarter-scale trebuchet constructed in Callahan Park.



• Building elaborate Habitrail in station for hedgehog.



• Joining components of elaborate Habitrail with superglue.



• Attempting to rescue hedgehog from Habitrail with leaf blower.



• Constructing homemade ghillie suit, with freeze-dried rabbit mounted on hat. Wearing homemade ghillie suit with freeze-dried rabbit mounted on hat while lying in wait for poachers. Repeatedly.



• Deputizing swan.



• Deputizing hedgehog.



• Inventing the lager colada.



• Attempting to construct record-breaking Guy Fawkes stuffed with fireworks and petrol.



• Opening portal to Hell in Station basement.

Comments

[alpha-orionis-v.livejournal.com]

lol I would, but I've already got about ten other projects I'm working on.

I'm sure someone else will manage to come up with something, though. In this fandom, it seems that anything's possible.