Went Christmas shopping last night. Slipped on the wet ice outside Best Buy. Landed on:
--Curb
--Right coat pocket, which was full of those orange Tootsie Pops I got at the Quickie Mart while buying a Sunday paper two weeks ago and haven't put in the candy jar.
--Right trouser pocket, which contained approximately $30,000 in quarters.
So, ow.
On the bright side, got my brother some fab classic movies for nothing.
--Curb
--Right coat pocket, which was full of those orange Tootsie Pops I got at the Quickie Mart while buying a Sunday paper two weeks ago and haven't put in the candy jar.
--Right trouser pocket, which contained approximately $30,000 in quarters.
So, ow.
On the bright side, got my brother some fab classic movies for nothing.
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Date: 2007-12-12 06:45 pm (UTC)Oh, wait, are you vegetarian?
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Date: 2007-12-12 07:49 pm (UTC)(I am mostly put out about "Now & Laters" because they are obviously lying.)
Chocolate oranges?
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Date: 2007-12-12 07:58 pm (UTC)No. Orange candy should be hard, the way God intended.