what did we learn on Amazon today?

[phosfate]

Anyone who uses the phrase, "Now, I'm no Holmes purist" in a review of anything Sherlock Holmes is about to completely lose their shit over some perceived crime against Conan Doyle, Holmes, the readers, or humanity committed by the work reviewed.

Comments

[crantz.livejournal.com]

I'm still surprised that of all things, it's giving Sherlock a vag that ruins the character forever.

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

I'm certain some fans would argue in total seriousness that his dick contains all the deductive-reasoning cells.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I'm no dick purist, but...

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

That comment just ruined Holmes FOREVER.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

This is why we can't have nice things.

[crantz.livejournal.com]

Semen is like little swimmy clues.

[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

Would that make his sperm his little Baker Street Irregulars?

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

Please expect your shiny new Internet to be delivered in 2-4 weeks. :-D

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

EVERYTHING ruins Holmes forever. Parody and humor ruin Holmes forever. The gay ruins Holmes forever. Making Holmes a villain ruins him forever. The only thing that apparently doesn't ruin Holmes forever is unbearably shitty writing.

[crantz.livejournal.com]

You'd think he'd be harder to ruin.