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The other night Mom made lemon Jell-O. Which would be okay, but not only did she add festive peeled carrots to it, not only did she add meant to be festive but in its final effect entirely puzzling cottage cheese curds, so the whole thing look liked a badly neglected aquarium, no, not only these things, but when she cut the Jell-O into serving-sized slabs, she adhered a single grape to the top of each with a dollop of Miracle Whip.

I think she may be trying to kill me.

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Date: 2003-09-19 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] esorlehcar.livejournal.com
I'm trying very hard to picture this dish, but my brain keeps attempting to shut off in protest. Clearly it know its own limitations.

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Date: 2003-09-19 02:15 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
If I knew for a fact that she can't even switch a computer on, I'd swear she'd been surfing the Gallery of Regrettible Food.

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Date: 2003-09-20 11:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nitasee.livejournal.com
You know there's The Gallery is in book form, so maybe she did get inspired by it.

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