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[phosfate]

The other night Mom made lemon Jell-O. Which would be okay, but not only did she add festive peeled carrots to it, not only did she add meant to be festive but in its final effect entirely puzzling cottage cheese curds, so the whole thing look liked a badly neglected aquarium, no, not only these things, but when she cut the Jell-O into serving-sized slabs, she adhered a single grape to the top of each with a dollop of Miracle Whip.

I think she may be trying to kill me.

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[vvsavagevv.livejournal.com]

It's just wrong on SOOOOOOOO many levels... : [