Oh, fuck you, you fucking fuck.

[phosfate]

So I'm walking around, minding my own business, looking at the buildings and stuff, like you do. And this...gentleman, with a somewhat googly expression and a large collection of plastic bags suddenly feels an irresistible compulsion to tell me:

"SMILE! You'll feel better."

And I'm thinking, Jesus, bite me you stupid misogynistic flea-bitten dick, what'd I ever do to you and where do you get off telling me how to look fucking fuck shit fuck etc. But instead I said:

"No!"

Thanks for ruining my walk, asshole.

Comments

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Waiting period? Not at a gunshow. But I guess there's never one when you need them. (I hear you can always get a cheap gun at Walmart. "Lower prices everyday.")

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Walmart: We sell guns, but not CDs with the word 'Fuck'.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Because we all know how dangerous a word like that would be in the wrong hands.