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Dec. 23rd, 2004 11:32 amI'm trying to lay low until this...misbegotten holiday has passed. However, in keeping with this journal's tradition, here is a description of this year's tree topper.
She is St. Violet of the Blessed Trout, a Violet Incredible plushie snatched from the jaws of Walt Disney World by
cageyklio. She is held to the top of the tree with a bread bag twistie, in a pose not unlike that featured in Bottecelli's Birth of Venus, except for her extended left arm, from which dangles a small anodized trout on a line.
She is St. Violet of the Blessed Trout, a Violet Incredible plushie snatched from the jaws of Walt Disney World by
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Date: 2004-12-23 05:51 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2004-12-23 05:58 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-12-23 06:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-12-23 06:00 pm (UTC)Violet sounds lovely.
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Date: 2004-12-23 06:03 pm (UTC)Hide me.
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Date: 2004-12-23 07:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
I just hope I don't have to shout it in earnest this year.
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Date: 2004-12-23 07:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
*mek!*
Scootles behind the boxes
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Date: 2004-12-23 06:13 pm (UTC)We were at Targay a couple weeks back, and I asked Mike if maybe we should purchase a real tree topper. "Why?" he asked.
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Date: 2004-12-23 10:43 pm (UTC)(Y'know, I've had that same conversation. "We could get a real star or something if you wanted..." "But what about your funnybook things?")
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Date: 2004-12-23 10:47 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-12-23 06:17 pm (UTC)And maybe someone should start a "give Ann a digital camera" fund.*shifty eyes*
Date: 2004-12-23 06:21 pm (UTC)I was thinking the same thing...I hear you can get a decent Barbie one for uber cheap *evil grin*Re: *shifty eyes*
SMACK!Re: *shifty eyes*
OW! *cry* Ok, ok, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it! *sniff*Re: *shifty eyes*
Date: 2004-12-23 06:52 pm (UTC)Can you blame her? All that *pink*!Re: *shifty eyes*
Date: 2004-12-23 06:57 pm (UTC)Well, I was thinking she could artfully mutilate Barbie and all the pink and other things protruding from the cam but then we'd want her to take a pic of it and that doesn't quite work if she's changing the cam that she needs to use to take a picture of her handy work. Uh. Yeah.Re: *shifty eyes*
Date: 2004-12-23 07:02 pm (UTC)She could use her film camera to take a picture of the mutilated Barbie digi-camera and we'd just have to wait for the pictures. Or something.Re: *shifty eyes*
Date: 2004-12-23 07:05 pm (UTC)Possibly, but that kind of defeats the purpose of getting her a digi-cam in the first place...Re: *shifty eyes*
Date: 2004-12-23 07:12 pm (UTC)Or we could just get her two. >D >D >D
Someone stop me before she does a(nother) smack-down.
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Date: 2004-12-23 07:18 pm (UTC)She's probably planning our demise right now. *g*Re: *shifty eyes*
... I thought she was being a little too quiet...*kof*
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Date: 2004-12-23 07:46 pm (UTC)Roasted chestnuts?
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What, no iPod? Er, I mean, I will fuckin' smack you.(no subject)
Date: 2004-12-23 06:53 pm (UTC)How 'bout three cheap laptops instead, guvner? Ten bucks? Time limited offer.(no subject)
Date: 2004-12-23 06:59 pm (UTC)I don't think iPods come with digital camera attachments.iPod
Date: 2004-12-23 07:05 pm (UTC)Just wait. It's only a matter of time. The new one coming out has a picture viewer so...Re: iPod
Date: 2004-12-23 07:13 pm (UTC)I was thinking that, actually. I mean, c'mon, 2-20 GB of space?