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Dec. 23rd, 2004 11:32 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
phosfateI'm trying to lay low until this...misbegotten holiday has passed. However, in keeping with this journal's tradition, here is a description of this year's tree topper.
She is St. Violet of the Blessed Trout, a Violet Incredible plushie snatched from the jaws of Walt Disney World by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
cageyklio. She is held to the top of the tree with a bread bag twistie, in a pose not unlike that featured in Bottecelli's Birth of Venus, except for her extended left arm, from which dangles a small anodized trout on a line.
She is St. Violet of the Blessed Trout, a Violet Incredible plushie snatched from the jaws of Walt Disney World by
cageyklio. She is held to the top of the tree with a bread bag twistie, in a pose not unlike that featured in Bottecelli's Birth of Venus, except for her extended left arm, from which dangles a small anodized trout on a line.![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
*shifty eyes*
Date: 2004-12-23 06:21 pm (UTC)I was thinking the same thing...I hear you can get a decent Barbie one for uber cheap *evil grin*Re: *shifty eyes*
SMACK!Re: *shifty eyes*
OW! *cry* Ok, ok, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it! *sniff*Re: *shifty eyes*
Date: 2004-12-23 06:52 pm (UTC)Can you blame her? All that *pink*!Re: *shifty eyes*
Date: 2004-12-23 06:57 pm (UTC)Well, I was thinking she could artfully mutilate Barbie and all the pink and other things protruding from the cam but then we'd want her to take a pic of it and that doesn't quite work if she's changing the cam that she needs to use to take a picture of her handy work. Uh. Yeah.Re: *shifty eyes*
Date: 2004-12-23 07:02 pm (UTC)She could use her film camera to take a picture of the mutilated Barbie digi-camera and we'd just have to wait for the pictures. Or something.Re: *shifty eyes*
Date: 2004-12-23 07:05 pm (UTC)Possibly, but that kind of defeats the purpose of getting her a digi-cam in the first place...Re: *shifty eyes*
Date: 2004-12-23 07:12 pm (UTC)Or we could just get her two. >D >D >D
Someone stop me before she does a(nother) smack-down.
Re: *shifty eyes*
Date: 2004-12-23 07:18 pm (UTC)She's probably planning our demise right now. *g*Re: *shifty eyes*
... I thought she was being a little too quiet...*kof*
Re: *kof*
Date: 2004-12-23 07:46 pm (UTC)Roasted chestnuts?