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Came out of the house this morning to find this...


...on the driveway. Yup, that's fresh, shiny blood running down the pavement. Looks like a squirrel took a header onto the cement, and was then removed by a crow.

Cracked his skull open...[removes sunglasses]...like a walnut.

YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Date: 2010-03-18 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nitasee.livejournal.com
You need to put your hand on your hip for the full Caruso effect.

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Date: 2010-03-18 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bulldogscram.livejournal.com
Just had to say you made me laugh so damn hard. *snerk*

Those jokes never get old.

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Date: 2010-03-18 06:55 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] goddessdster.livejournal.com
Make certain to keep ANY AND ALL INFLECTION out of your voice.

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Date: 2010-03-18 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aldenmacrae.livejournal.com
Oh no! Gross.

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Date: 2010-03-18 07:27 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
It was a bit of a surprise, and much as I like the yard mammals, I was very grateful to realize that it was not, say, from the toddler next door.

I mean, he'd bleed way more than that.

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Date: 2010-03-18 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cakemage.livejournal.com
Looks like he's late... *glasses* for dinner.

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Date: 2010-03-18 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] comice.livejournal.com
Nature red in tooth and um, head.

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