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[phosfate]

REASONS I WRITE FANFIC

1. Because FUCK YOU, that's why.

Comments

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

But don't you know that all that time and effort you've put into plagiarizing raping stealing using someone else's characters is wasted effort and if you're so good, you could be PUBLISHED, because isn't that the end goal for every person who writes fanfic? Aren't you just a sad little nonpublished raping thief?

[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

As a wise woman once put it, "Goodness had nothing to do with it."

[feminesque.livejournal.com]

♥

[strigine.livejournal.com]

♥♥♥

[strigine.livejournal.com]

Also, I haven't dropped comments on fuzz fic because I feel a bit silly doing it so long after they were originally posted, but I love thine muchly. Can't tell you how many times I've reread "Changing Rooms". XD

[kirbyfest.livejournal.com]

ILU.

[anatsuno.livejournal.com]

y! I love that meme, actually, but I admit I'm tempted to just say BECAUSE I CAN.

[swankyfunk.livejournal.com]

FUCK YEAH

[mtgat]

This.

[coreopsis.livejournal.com]

Both succinct and spot on. ♥

[twigcollins.livejournal.com]

YES.

[esorlehcar.livejournal.com]

You know, every time I think I cannot possibly love you more... <3333333333

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

And HOW DO YOU THINK SIMON PEGG WOULD FEEL IF HE KNEW YOU WERE DOING THIS?! Oh, that's right, he and Edgar Wright and Nick Frost wrote some too so they wouldn't be left out. Never mind. :-D

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Well, you win answering this question; I just dropped by to share an icon with a similar sentiment.

My answer would probably be "To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of the women." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkSFIWzi7aA)

Since that is what's best in life.

[swankyfunk.livejournal.com]

Ohmygod. Hearing the lamentation of the women is awesome.

[cakemage.livejournal.com]

Can't argue with that.

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

Hoo-kay. Please...keep writing fanfiction. We're not trying to stop you. (Far from it.) I swear. *g*

Oh, wait, now I get it: Diana Whatsherface, George RR Martin, Katharine Kerr. Yeah. Whateverthefuck, people. I love GRRM having no clue about the "new" definition of fan fiction. Srsly, GRRM? Because, you know, Star Trek fan fiction started in 1968, and what sf fannish rock have *you* been living under that you aren't at least peripherally aware of it? Gabaldon? Uh, porny Doctor Who, anyone? Kerr--it's hard to take anything she says about writing seriously.

OH. ETA: it's a MEME. I get it now. Quick on the uptake, that's moi.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

ILU.

[whatwith.livejournal.com]

Haha <3

[oddrid.livejournal.com]

best reason ever

[soda-and-capes.livejournal.com]

FUCKING YES.

[marlo.livejournal.com]

Also see: BECAUSE SHUT UP

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

My parrot concurs.

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

I..kind of love you right now.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Marry me.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

You say that, and you never follow through.

[ymfaery]

Nice and succinct. =D

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

HEE! Yeah, okay; that one, too.

[whatwith.livejournal.com]

Oh gosh, your icon is the BEST icon! <3

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Damn straight.

[ambelies.livejournal.com]

So much ♥ keep writing fic. I've seen those comments by the "authors" screw 'em.

[dr-tectonic.livejournal.com]

I write fanfic because I HATE MEMES!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Good God, but I love you. I don't say that often enough.