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[phosfate]

Also, the bird noises made by my alarm clock apparently sound like some sort of deathmatch challenge if you're a cardinal*.

ALARM: Tweet tweet tweet tweet!
CARDINAL (in bush next to the window): Say what?
ALARM: Tweet tweet tweet tweet!
CARDINAL: What? You did NOT say that! If you say that again...
ALARM: Tweet tweet tweet tweet!
CARDINAL: I WILL KILL YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!
ALARM: Tweet tweet tweet tweet!
CARDINAL: Goddammit, where's my piece? Where's--DAMMIT I HAVE NO HANDS!
ALARM: Tweet tweet tweet tweet!
CARDINAL: Fine. You win this round.

I like nature.



_{*The bird kind. Not the pointy hat kind.}

Comments

[coreopsis.livejournal.com]

*The bird kind. Not the pointy hat kind.
hee. But that exchange is even funnier if there's an elderly priest with a big pointy hat lurking in the bush outside your window.

And more disturbing, yes. heh.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Back in the 50s, Mom and Dad's neighborhood was plagued by a peeping Tom. Mom saw him one night, and dad fired at him with a shotgun. He missed, which was fortunate because of that whole going-to-jail thing. And also because the peeper turned out to be the neighborhood priest.

[coreopsis.livejournal.com]

Whoa, what are the odds... no, wait, I'm not sure I want to know.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I hardly remember the man, but from the family stories that have been passed down, the idea of him with a gun gives me the willies. He must've been like the woman in Monty Python with the flame thrower. "You see it really could use some kind of safety catch--oh, SORRY!"

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Permission to metaquotes?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

None needed. As the Founder said, "You said it in a public place. Tough shit." :)

[ginnytonnick.livejournal.com]

I just snorted creamed corn. Everything smells like Kansas.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Ick.

[kosher-jenny.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[suburban-mom.livejournal.com]

i hope you don't mind, i reposted this to my personal journal, this is friggin hilariously funny

[demerick.livejournal.com]

I ran into this on metaquotes and I'm still laughing. This is absolutely hilarious. Thank you for this.

Curse you, Boxer-Man!

[viedma.livejournal.com]

Too funny. It reminds me of Ecology class where we played birdsong and watched the world go nuts. Good times. :)

Re: Curse you, Boxer-Man!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Icon!!!

Re: Curse you, Boxer-Man!

[viedma.livejournal.com]

It was my default icon for about 15 seconds, but I thought it sent the wrong message.

Re: Curse you, Boxer-Man!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

"Hitting robots with golf clubs is fun"?

Re: Curse you, Boxer-Man!

[viedma.livejournal.com]

More like, PVC robots are wrong.

[ymfaery]

I kind of think it'd be funnier if it had been Tim Curry playing Cardinal Richelieu outside the window.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*nods* This is true.

[bentleywg.livejournal.com]

Hey, Ann. Why is it that everytime I see something like Psycho Sally (http://www.worlddominationtoys.com/toys_psychosally.html) ("with motorized 'stabbing action'"), my first thought is, "Ooh, I wonder if Ann knows about this?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Wait...that's a customized Blythe!