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[phosfate]

Also, the bird noises made by my alarm clock apparently sound like some sort of deathmatch challenge if you're a cardinal*.

ALARM: Tweet tweet tweet tweet!
CARDINAL (in bush next to the window): Say what?
ALARM: Tweet tweet tweet tweet!
CARDINAL: What? You did NOT say that! If you say that again...
ALARM: Tweet tweet tweet tweet!
CARDINAL: I WILL KILL YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!
ALARM: Tweet tweet tweet tweet!
CARDINAL: Goddammit, where's my piece? Where's--DAMMIT I HAVE NO HANDS!
ALARM: Tweet tweet tweet tweet!
CARDINAL: Fine. You win this round.

I like nature.



_{*The bird kind. Not the pointy hat kind.}

Comments

Curse you, Boxer-Man!

[viedma.livejournal.com]

Too funny. It reminds me of Ecology class where we played birdsong and watched the world go nuts. Good times. :)

Re: Curse you, Boxer-Man!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Icon!!!

Re: Curse you, Boxer-Man!

[viedma.livejournal.com]

It was my default icon for about 15 seconds, but I thought it sent the wrong message.

Re: Curse you, Boxer-Man!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

"Hitting robots with golf clubs is fun"?

Re: Curse you, Boxer-Man!

[viedma.livejournal.com]

More like, PVC robots are wrong.